Melvin and jesus

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The Square Root of 3 by Dave Feinberg

I'm sure that I will always be
A lonely number like root three

The three is all that's good and right,
Why must my three keep out of sight
Beneath the vicious square root sign,
I wish instead I were a nine

For nine could thwart this evil trick,
with just some quick arithmetic

I know I'll never see the sun, as 1.7321
Such is my reality, a sad irrationality

When hark! What is this I see,
Another square root of a three

As quietly co-waltzing by,
Together now we multiply
To form a number we prefer,
Rejoicing as an integer

We break free from our mortal bonds
With the wave of magic wands

Our square root signs become unglued
Your love for me has been renewed

Funny Joke.

A young husband and wife were sunning on a nude beach when a wasp buzzed into the woman's vagina. The husband covered her with a coat, pulled on his shorts, carried her to the car and made a dash to the hospital.

After examining her, the doctor explained that the wasp was too far in to be reached with forceps. He suggested the husband try to entice it out by putting honey on his penis, penetrating her and withdrawing as soon as he felt the wasp.

The man agreed to try, but because he was so nervous, he couldn't rise to the occasion. "if neither of you objects," the medic said, "I could give it a try."

Under the circumstances, both agreed. The doctor quickly undressed, slathered on some honey and mounted the woman. The husband watched with increasing alarm as the doctor's thrust continued for several long minutes. "Hey, What the hell is happening?"

"Change of plans," The physician panted. " I'm going to drown the little bastard!."

Faster than the Speed of Death

You never really know when your going to die.So most people don't really think about it.But what if you knew you where going to die in exactly 3 years?In those 3 years you would try to live out your life as best as possible you would try and do all the things you've always wanted to do, see all the places that you've always wanted to see, money would be no object.Ironically the reason why we don't live  like that now is because we dont know when where going to die.So nothing really matters.

so i went to JC penny

and i bought this shirt and i was planning on wearing it today but the ink tag was still on it.so now we have to go back and get it removed.Its a hassle it really is.for anyone who this has happened to should know.Yo this is Johann coming to you live from The J Spot.

Ice Cream and cake

Ice cream and cake and cake ice cream and cake and cake ice cream and cake and cake.

Energy drives from both the plus and negatives

Humans love destruction.Destruction is what humans need to survive we take pleasure in others pain and suffering.We hurt other without a second thought.Us as a species believe that we  do so much good when that's all we do is destroy everything we touch including ourselves.We keep the balance in the world or at least we try to.Our negative energy is consuming everything our people our planet the other animals on the planet.Some people are afraid of certain beast and creatures on the planet when we are the most dangerous and fierce beast.No animal stands any chance against our guns.Entire species have been destroyed because of us.War is our answer to solving things.Eventually everything will be destroyed.You can say that we wont be affected by this problem but we already are.Us as people are so stuck in our ideas and our little bubbles that we don't even know it.We don't even know that we are slaves to society and life's plan or us.So we continue world spread destruction,pollution to each others minds and spirits.

Sex Without love.

In today's society people fall in love everyday and everyone ask themselves at one point or another what is love.Love cant really be described or can it?Love has many definitions to some people.The problem is that we go off and meet that really special someone that we love  and then we realize oh wait i don't really love that person.I really don't know what love truly is.The human race has created its own virus we're so sure that life is going to give us all these things.Life could really care less about you or me.Everyday someone is breaking up someone is getting beaten up someone just lost there job.why don't we care?Because we don't have to.its the same reason why a mother loves her baby the mother could careless about everyone else child because she doesn't have to but nature has made it to where you love you babies and that's a good thing.The problem is we don't stop to take a look around.to understand something that we think we don't.Love is an emotion its how you treat someone its the strong attraction between two people its something we live for and something we are willing to die for.Exit your little bubble and give love a chance give someone a chance.

Whats with People?

We don't understand that theirs other people in the world.We seem to have this idea that its all about our feeling and how we feel.Even the people who act like the care about other people.I treat people nice i try to be kind but it seem the that nicer you are the more your hated.Some people would disagree.Dont be so quick to judge you have no idea what that person has been threw that day.But then again maybe its not that fact that you don't know what they've been threw maybe its that fact that you really don't care and there's more important people to do stuff with.Its Ironic that the people who you could careless about maybe care about you and the people that you think think are important could really careless about anything.The problem is that then you have a chain of everyone not caring about anything.